Cleaning Out My Closet

I was cleaning out my closet last week when I found my old tuxedo. It had been a few years since I’d worn it and I thought that I had donated it to the local thrift store. Last Christmas my parents bought me a new one so I’ve been wearing that one ever since. I pulled the thing out and tried it on. It still fit and I even found several inexpensive wedding favors in the pockets. This must have meant that I never had it dry cleaned after I had last worn it.

It took me a few minutes but then the memories of that night started coming back to me. One of my college buddies had gotten married out near the beach. We ended up partying that night out on a boat and had the best time. As that night wore on and the alcohol had continued to flow, we all started losing track of time. But at two in the morning the best man pulled out all the extra wedding favors and started showering them all over us. We were all so drunk that we thought it was snowing these things, which we all found incredibly funny.